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Oh, hayz Mario…

Kris — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:16:13 +0000

Let me be honest, I wasn’t planning to buy Mario Galaxy, I accidentally saw the last copy remaining in the store for 41€ and bought the game as an impulse buy. I must say, the game is totally worth it. I didn’t believe in the small planets gameplay when I saw the screenshots, but I’m totally proven wrong. The game is an absolute must have for everyone who owns a Wii.

The only drawback the game has is: it’s not cat owner friendly. Well, to put it right, cats seem to enjoy the game a bit too much resulting in frustrated owners not being able to play the game at ease, because the cat is constantly trying to grab the star/mouse pointer…

Anyway, I decided to take a picture of this and make another lolcat image out of it, let me know what you think

Misheard lyrics

Kris — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:08:34 +0000

We all have songs we heard a lot, but don’t actually know the lyrics to. So we sing along our own versions of the song which sometimes produces hilarious results.
On YouTube you can find some great user interpretations of certain songs, of which I listed my personal favourites.

The most famous one, Nightwish – Wishmaster:

Christina Aguilera-Ain’t No Other Man:

Slayer – Angel Of Death:

Rhapsody – The Power of DragonFlame:

Money, I has it!

Kris — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:07:32 +0000

Behold, Freggels his first LolCat picture

Tango Anyone?

Kris — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:15:42 +0000

Well, if you read this post, you’ve noticed that I “switched hosts”. By that I mean, I finally got my own host after spending about 13 years on the web. I decided to get rid of the free WordPress.com account before I grew to dependent on the free service since every link/search engine points to that site. So, don’t forget to update your bookmarks/RSS readers!

As a first post on my new cyberhome, I present you with a picture I found quite amusing called: “Tango Anyone?”. Of course better captions are always welcome, maybe someone has inspiration to make this a “LOLVulture”? If you don’t know what I mean by this, take a look at http://icanhascheezburger.com/, the home of the LOLCats.

Bird Impact

Kris — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:34:50 +0000

What do you get when a bird notices a window just a wee bit too late?

I know… I too feel sorry for the bird, but I still find it very amusing
I discovered this one yesterday at the office in one of the unused rooms in the back, but forgot my camera at home. Luckily it didn’t rain and I was able to take the shot.

Be Kind Rewind

Kris — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:38:01 +0000

Over the last couple of months Jack Black has become one of my favorite artists (Ok, he had films which were less good, but in general…).
In the trailer of his latest movie, Jack Black and Mos Def are video store clerks who erase a all of their movies and instead of re-buying them, they decide to remake them themselves.
Looks great, certainly a must see.
The HD version of the trailer can be found HERE.

Pepe the prawn

Kris — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:03:32 +0000

Today, while at work, we were searching for a good drumroll sound to use when somebody tells a bad joke. This clip shows Pepe the Prawn in the Muppets Tonight and is one of my all time favorite tv clips.

Most expensive MTV Crib ever

Kris — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:09:06 +0000

I have always been addicted to MTV Cribs, I guess it’s a combination of jealousy, curiosity and voyeurism.
But of all the cribs I’ve seen, this has to be the best one ever. It belongs to Richard Branson, Chairman of Virgin Group and has a net worth of US$7.8 billion…
Get ready to drool…

Next Gen spam

Kris — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:17:52 +0000

Most spam which arrives in my mailbox is boring with these images containing the text to be able to bypass the spam filters. Every now and then some funny spam comes through which I actually enjoy reading, like the one I received this morning:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (URL removed) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive

Please send me more spam like this!

Jesus is lord!

Kris — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:21:36 +0000

While visiting Bermuda we came across this rather scary billboard of the 10 commandments.
Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
Be afraid, be very afraid…