Real Life Bash.org

One of my daily morning reads are the following sites:

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/
and
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

They are like bash.org but in real life and will make you start your day with a smile. Press “Continue Reading” to see some examples.

Examples:

Mother handing son bag of groceries: Here you go.
Son: Me?
Mother: Yes, you, silly.
Son, pouting: But I’m special.
Mother: No, you’re not.

Publix
Melbourne Beach, Florida

Girl: Every time I walk into Stop ‘N Shop and get a whiff of Irish Spring I think of your testicles.

Seton Hall University
South Orange, New Jersey

Girl #1: Well, Jim and I have sex all the time without condoms. Then I had sex with Gary and we used one, but then Scott came and we didn’t use one. Then, that same night, Thomas came over and we used one. But that’s when my vagina started to hurt.
Girl #2: Maybe you should stop using it.

Orlando, Florida

Man #1: I hate long lines.
Man #2: Me, too. Did I tell you the story about how I missed my plane because of the line at Starbucks?
Man #1: No…
Man #2: I missed my fucking plane because of the fucking line at Starbucks.

–Front desk line, Sheraton Hotel

PS: You can put them in your RSS feed reader (e.g. Google Reader) for optimal reading pleasure.